July 2012
June 2012
That Awkward Moment When
You spend so much time with your best friend that everyone thinks you’re dating but you arent really
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- Parents: Who are you texting?
- Parents: Who are you calling?
- Parents: Who are you chatting with?
- Me: Jake from State Farm.
why do people keep acting like tumblr is so super secret we’re people with blogs not the fucking illuminati
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- JESSE EISENBERG: People on the street say mean things to me.
- INTERVIEWER: Like what?
- JESSE EISENBERG: I get called Napoleon Dynamite because I have curly hair. I live in New York City and I ride a bicycle. I always bike down 9th Avenue and there’s this kid who goes to school there named Abraham. Every time I pass him, he calls me Napoleon Dynamite. He screams it out and his friends laugh. That was a fine movie but I wasn’t in it.
- INTERVIEWER: What do you say back?
- JESSE EISENBERG: I say, “Please Abraham, I’m not that man.”
“You want to stay with me in the morning
You only hold me when I sleep
I was meant to tread the water
Now I’ve gotten in too deep
For every piece of me that wants you
Another piece backs away” —You Give Me Something, James Morrison. (via inspireality)
You only hold me when I sleep
I was meant to tread the water
Now I’ve gotten in too deep
For every piece of me that wants you
Another piece backs away” —You Give Me Something, James Morrison. (via inspireality)
“I wish I’d done everything on Earth with you.”
—F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby (via cityyandcolour)
